Heil Hand Sanitizer

Sep 2, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column

CANDY:  You know, you should really wash your hands before holding the baby.

MR. CANDY:  [ROLLS EYES]  Yes, dear.

CANDY:  Well, you’ve been flying all day!  Planes are a hotbed for germs…

MR. CANDY:  You’re turning into one of those Nazi moms.

CANDY:  Oh no, you di-in’t!

[SUBTEXT:  "You have two seconds before I throw a bottle of Purell santizer at your head."]

6 Responses to “Heil Hand Sanitizer”

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  1. Gina from OregonNo Gravatar says:

    he didnt wash his hands?? gross! i made everyone use soap and water before holding my bubby. their little immune systems can’t handle much in the first months. better safe than sorry was my motto!!

  2. Gina from OregonNo Gravatar says:

    great pic of skylar by the way! she’s beautiful candy.

  3. EizeNo Gravatar says:

    Ooooh, guess who inherited Candy eyes?!

  4. Cowgirl in the SandNo Gravatar says:

    We’re flying our little Miss S (one day younger than yours) to Colorado for a wedding next week. I’ve already told my husband that I am wearing her in a carrier the entire time and no one is touching her. As her pediatrician said, “Well sure you can let people hold her…Denver has a very nice Children’s Hospital and I’m sure you’ll enjoy your stay there.”

    It has been funny to see how careful we are with Miss S (we always wash our hands before we even touch her) and how carefree we are with her 22 month old big brother (we have been known to pick food up off the floor and feed it to him).

  5. AlexNo Gravatar says:

    My daughter has had little infected fingers cos her dirty (yes my fault blah blah) two year old sister keeps poking her.

    WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS PEOPLE!

  6. LaceyNo Gravatar says:

    Oh, I would totally be the same way! Skye will get a cold eventually, but you don’t want to invite one. Hand-washing all the way!



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