For When Your Baby Needs to Wear “Something for the Evening”

Sep 21, 2009 | Filed Under: Kids' Products,Pop Culture,Style | Tags: Creepy, Just Wrong

I know I often have an inappropriately dirty mind — you know, as opposed to an appropriately dirty mind — but this baby shirt (available in sizes 0-6 months and 6-12 months) is just WRONG, isn’t it?

That’s “twisted,” all right.  No way is my daughter wearing tassels like that until she’s at least 18 years old and forging a prestigious career at a gentleman’s club!  Geesh.

Don’t even get me started on the “nipper size.”