And Now This Word from Kerry Washington, Naomi Watts and Jimmy Smits

Sep 30, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Fashion Police,Pop Culture,Style | Tags: And Now This Word, Kerry Washington, Naomi Watts

JIMMY:  Get your butt over here, Washington.

KERRY:  No, thanks.  I’m good where I am.

NAOMI:  Doesn’t my hair look lovely?

JIMMY:  But I need you to take a closer look and tell me WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.

KERRY:  I think… she’s about to grant us three wishes.

JIMMY:  So it’s a pantsuit…?

KERRY:  I don’t know, Jimmy, I just don’t know.

NAOMI:  I used this organic Omega-3 mayonnaise that Gwyneth Paltrow suggested.  I really do think it makes my locks shine.

JIMMY:  They look like pants and they move like pants, but it could be a dress.  And is that part of my Nana’s lace tablecloth she’s wearing…?  THIS IS HURTING MY BRAIN.

KERRY:  Now you’re trippin’.

NAOMI:  Why is Jimmy looking away?   Is the shine of my hair hurting his eyes?

JIMMY:  I haven’t been this frustrated since my agent committed me to star in “Mother Goose: A Rappin’ and Rhymin’ Special.”

KERRY:  Yup.  Like I said, I’m just gonna continue to stand over here.  WAY over here.