Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian: (Fake) Breast is Best!

Aug 26, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: , ,

Reality show “stars” and mamas-to-be Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian — both of whom have been successfully pimping out their pregnancies to E! and Us Weekly — have yet one more thing in common:  they hope to breastfeed despite having implants.

“I was so scared that I wasn’t going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed?” Wilkinson, 24, tells (surprise!) Us Weekly in a joint interview with Kourtney, 30. “And I asked my doctor, who said, ‘That’s fine, but it’s not milk yet!’”

No word on what actually WAS leaking from her nipples.  Which is fine by me.

Adds Kourtney (who, like Kendra, is also due in December), “They say usually you can [breast-feed with implants]. I want to.”

Mmmmm… liquid plastic!



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