Your Daily Dose of “Ewwww”: Morgan Freeman to Marry His Step-Granddaughter?

Jul 9, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: , ,

If the latest tabloid rumor is to be believed, Morgan Freeman has taken a page from the “Woody Allen Guide to Disturbing Relationships” and is planning to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines.  The 72-year-old actor raised E’Dena, the granddaughter of his first wife, ever since she was a little girl.  Some believe his intimate relationship with E’Dena was the driving force behind Morgan’s recent divorce from his second wife.

Yeah, that would do it.

The Enquirer (I know, I know… but they HAVE been surprisingly on the mark lately), which broke the news of the supposed affair last month, now claims that Morgan is planning to marry E’Dena once his divorce is finalized.  How romantic.

The source said:

“Morgan has led her to believe that he wants to marry her. Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E’Dena’s goal.”

I’ll bet ya that “source” is James Earl Jones, out to ruin Morgan’s career so that he can reclaim his throne as the King of Voice-overs!

6 Responses to “Your Daily Dose of “Ewwww”: Morgan Freeman to Marry His Step-Granddaughter?”

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  1. martini loverNo Gravatar says:

    that is beyond gross.

  2. SherylNo Gravatar says:

    ewwwww is RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. EizeNo Gravatar says:

    D:

    Need brain bleach NOW!

  4. aceNo Gravatar says:

    I knew there was always something dark and weird about him. Now we know. Hope he enjoys the seat that is reserved for him in hell. The pervert.

    As for the Granddaughter, what the f*** is wrong with her? Sounds to me like she was brainwashed or something.

  5. Excuse while I finishing yacking. That is wrong on so many different levels that I don’t know where to begin.

  6. MelissaNo Gravatar says:

    Urgh! Just….urgh! In some cultures this kind of thing qualifies as incest regardless of whether or not they’re related by blood.

    I would add more but I have to go wash the bad taste from my mouth.



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