That Doritos Chick: Just Another Mommy on the Beach

Jul 13, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: I Hate Her, MILF

Ah yes. Don’t all moms look like this?

Well, I would just like to thank former Miss USA Ali Landry for showing you what MY body is going to look like in a few months — what’s that?  My body has NEVER come close to resembling that, even before getting pregnant, you say?  Hey now.  Let me live in my fantasy world.   Just as Ali’s two-year-old daughter Estella is living in her fantasy world where people wear big hair bows and pearls to the beach.

Seriously.  Why don’t we wear big bows and pearls?  I think that Estella is onto something here.