Jul 12, 2009

Shamelessly Playing the Pregnancy Card

CANDY:  I’d like the chicken fingers meal… off the children’s menu, please.

WAITER:  Can’t do that, ma’am.

CANDY:  Please?

WAITER:  We’ll have to charge you an extra four bucks –

CANDY:  (POINTING AT BELLY)  But it’s for her!  She’s under 12.

The waiter laughs uncomfortably, stumped.

WAITER:  Ha, ha.  Haven’t heard that one before…

CANDY:  (RUBBING BELLY)  So the chicken fingers.  For $4.99 then?

WAITER:  Um…

CANDY:  Great.  Thanks.

WAITER:  Very well, ma’am.

3 Responses to “Shamelessly Playing the Pregnancy Card”

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1. Teri says:

   That was golden! U go girl!

   July 12th, 2009 at 3:46 pm - Reply

2. Candy says:

   Thanks, Teri!

   Nine months pregnant = no pride.

   July 12th, 2009 at 5:52 pm - Reply

3. Mette says:

   Well played, well played indeed

   July 12th, 2009 at 11:32 pm - Reply