Jul 2, 2009

Pregnancy Food Cravings and What They Mean

Food:  Sour Patch Kids

What it means:   Your maternal instinct is telling you to eat small, sugar-coated children.  Seek professional help immediately.

Food:  Pizza

What it means:  Your baby is letting you know she is aware her real father is actually the Domino’s delivery dude, and not your husband — and will use this piece of information to blackmail you into letting her wear inappropriately low-riding jeans.

Food:  Margaritas

What it means:  You’re feeling nostalgic and want to recreate the night you got knocked up.

Food:  Hot Dog

What it means:  You want your baby daddy to feel some of your pain.  *MUNCH*