Contest Time! Candy’s Super-Appropriate Baby Betting Pool

Jul 23, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column,Contests,Featured | Tags:

Step right up and place your bets, folks!

Readers have suggested observing the imminent (?) arrival of Baby Girl with the purest form of celebration:  a betting pool.   Which Mr. Candy thought was a grand idea.  Because what better way to christen a precious new life than with a li’l gambling?!

So please help us welcome Baby Girl into this world with a prize on her head.   (The winner of The Pool will receive Votre Vu’s Cheveux Heureux Shampoo Riche, a $28 value.)  Simply guess when you think she will arrive — just the birth date — and, for the purposes of a tie-breaker, her birth weight. And, for the purposes of a tie-breaker-breaker, who you think her baby daddy is.

No!  I kid!  Mr. Candy is the daddy.  I’m almost certain. 

Some back-story to help you make a more educated guess:

Due date: July 28, 2009

Mucus plug status: Gone… gone… outta here

Membrane sweep: Two of ‘em; July 16 and 23

State of the Cervix (as of this morning):  1-1/2 cm dilated; 80 percent effaced

Ultrasound-based weight estimate: 6 lbs., 5 oz. as of July 10

MY birth weight: 9 lbs., 13 oz. (or, in medical terms, a little porker).  In my defense, however, I WAS a month late.  *AHEM*

Place your bets in the comments section.   One entry per person (please use your real e-mail address).  Best o’ luck, Baby Betters!

THE PRIZE

Votre Vu’s Cheveux Heureux Shampoo Riche

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UPDATE:  BETTING POOL IS NOW CLOSED!  BUT YOU ARE, OF COURSE, WELCOME TO STILL VENTURE A GUESS FOR FUN.

27 Responses to “Contest Time! Candy’s Super-Appropriate Baby Betting Pool”

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  1. heleneNo Gravatar says:

    I guess… Monday, the 27th.
    Weight? Gee, as a French, we talk kilos. So it would be 7 lbs.?? (this leaves me clueless)
    have a happy weekend indeed, you mama!!

  2. J-ForceNo Gravatar says:

    I’m going for 41 weeks. That’s like, 40 weeks and 7 days. :-) Sorry Candy, but those first babies like to stick around for a while. And her weight will be 6 lbs 8.5 oz. Better send that shampoo my way already, thanks.

  3. J-ForceNo Gravatar says:

    Oh, and by the way, don’t feel guilty about your betting pool. You are not alone: http://www.expectnet.com/index.php?t=0

  4. laineyNo Gravatar says:

    My guess is Wednesday, the 29th (tell your mom i’m sorry, nothing against her personally)

    I’ll say 7 lbs, 4 oz for the weight.

  5. jenNo Gravatar says:

    David and I hope for your sake it is soon! Good luck. I will guess 7/25, as this girl will want to party Sat nite!! Weight, 8lbs, 14 oz.

  6. Cowgirl in the SandNo Gravatar says:

    I think July 27th, but that’s already been guessed so I’m going to say July 28th (even though it’s your actual due date and thus the least likely day of the year for you to actually give birth). 7 lbs 13 oz.

  7. JenniNo Gravatar says:

    I have a feeling you are going this weekend. I say Sunday, July 26th.

  8. JenniNo Gravatar says:

    Forgot the birth weight. 7/26 and 7lbs 2oz

  9. KellyNo Gravatar says:

    Friday the 31st, 7 pounds 9 ounces.
    Good luck with the remaining days, it won’t be long now!

  10. Moonlight DancerNo Gravatar says:

    Saturday, July 25th, 2009
    7lbs 4oz

  11. Jenn F.No Gravatar says:

    Even though the 29th is my birthday, and a great day to be born, I think she’s going to arrive on the 30th. According to my “Birthday Book”, July the 30th is “The Day of the Tangible Presence”. Sounds like a good one for her to show up. For the weight I’ll say 7 lbs 8 oz!

  12. ButchNo Gravatar says:

    i think your little sweetheart will arrive tomorrow, friday july 23 at 11:45 pm. weight 6.5 lbs.

    hope she gives you all the joy you gave your parents. :-)

  13. ElaineNo Gravatar says:

    My prediction is that your bundle of joy is going to arrive this Sunday morning at 2:15AM and will weigh 7 lbs 11 oz.
    Break a leg!

  14. lyndseyNo Gravatar says:

    i think july 26th. 7 pounds 4 ounces. good luck candy. i sneak on to your site at work and love reading your stories :) i hope she comes soon. :)

  15. I guess Wednesday, July 29, at 4:20 a.m. Seven pounds, two ounces.

    Good luck!!! Every time I check your site, I’m holding my breath for the “I’m in labour!” announcement.

  16. helloandieNo Gravatar says:

    i’ll go with july 30th. 7lbs. 12oz.

    of course the next full moon is august 6th… that’s my UNOFFICIAL backup guess, though I hope for your sake your daughter doesn’t care what the moon is doing.

    (i thought that was total BS until my water broke.. during the full moon…)

  17. hate to say this, but my experience is… the first one is always late. So I’m guessing Aug 2nd, and the little girl will weight 7 pounds 13 ounces. Good luck!

  18. SethNo Gravatar says:

    August 1. 7 lb 2 oz.

    I’ll bet my first born son on it.

  19. StacieNo Gravatar says:

    Aug 4 2009. 8 lbs 2 oz. My ultrasound thought my bundle was 9.2 and she was actually 10.9!! Just to let you know.

  20. SheilaNo Gravatar says:

    Aug 01, 2009 7lbs 3oz

  21. MHNo Gravatar says:

    Okay, sorry Candy:

    Aug. 4
    8lb 15oz

    My friend, who’s a 4th year med student and recently gave birth, said that she got into her car one day during that final month and found herself seriously contemplating whether or not she might be able to do a self-Caesarian with her keys. Here’s hoping that the imagery gives you a little lift. Even better was her rationale for giving up on the self-c idea: “I reeeeeeally struggled in gross anatomy.”

    For your sake, my dear, may my bet be way off. Your comfort is worth more than some–admittedly swank–shampoo.

  22. Marcus markNo Gravatar says:

    40 weeks, 1 day!

    8lbs and 9ozs!!!!!

    X

  23. KatNo Gravatar says:

    Just joining in for fun :D

    Girl – usually early. First baby – usually late…. I alter my original Facebook guess (which doesn’t count) to July 29, 7 pounds 5.5 ounces.

  24. SharonNo Gravatar says:

    July 29th: 7 lbs 6 ounces

  25. SharonNo Gravatar says:

    Kat and I will be duking it out laptop-side, Candy!

  26. kateNo Gravatar says:

    August 4, a good day. My birthday and Barack Obama’s.

  27. kateNo Gravatar says:

    August 4. My b-day and Barack Obamas. 7 pounds



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