Introducing My Baby Daddy
Jun 18, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Featured,Pop Culture | Tags: Ryan Reynolds
Why, hello there, New Mr. Candy!
This may come as a shock for those of you who actually fell for that whole Ryan-Reynolds-and-Scarlett Johansson-got-married ruse (you are SO gullible!) but, yes, Ryan Reynolds is my baby daddy.
Paternity was confirmed with two foolproof tests: 1) When I watched “Letterman” last night and he stole my heart with his quick wit; and 2) When I saw this Entertainment Weekly cover and he stole my, um, something with his six-pack (which, in a helpful twist, looks like it can also grate cheese).
I have broken the news to the Former Mr. Candy, who literally just stepped in the door upon returning from China, and he sighed “Oh, geez.” Then he saw Ryan’s cover and gasped, “DAMN, ARE THOSE ABS REAL?”
At least now he understands. Helps soften the blow.
Mette
says:
HOT HOTHOT
June 19th, 2009 at 4:13 am -helloandie
says:
grawr. i admit i was never really with you on the whole clooney thing, but dayum, i’m with you now.
June 19th, 2009 at 7:42 am -please tell me you didn’t miss blade trinity. you may not be into the whole vampire killing thing, but it is worth it for topless ryan reynolds. sigh.
Candy
says:
(The original) Mr. Candy agrees with you, helloandie. When I informed him that Ryan had replaced Clooney in my heart, he said, “upgrade.”
Blade Trinity: It’s now on my “to rent” list.
June 19th, 2009 at 9:59 am -