Jun 3, 2009

Battle of the Crazies

Pot, meet Kettle

In what has to be one of the most ridiculous “celebrity” feuds ever — and that’s saying a lot — OctoNut Nadya Suleman is now hitching her publicity cart to the Gosselin wagon, lashing out at Jon & Kate Plus 8’s Kate Gosselin for, um, voicing her opinions (about OctoNut during an appearance on Dr. Phil) and exploiting her children.

OctoNut told Radar:

“She needs to stop being so judgmental and stop pulling at straws for attention.  My children are extremely healthy, strong and happy.  Don’t you have, like, a lot of issues in your life?  A lot of marital problems?”

To add “huh?” to “wha –?!” OctoNut also dramatically ripped up a picture of Kate in a bikini — a gesture deemed a RADAR ONLINE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! — calling Kate a “cheater” for relying on plastic surgery to regain her figure following giving birth to twins and sextuplets.   OctoNut added that Kate is “desperate for attention,” and that she personally doesn’t like the shape of Kate’s body, calling it “boxy.”

Only one mature and healthy way to settle this li’l feud:  CAGE FIGHT!


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  1. RebeccaNo Gravatar says:

    Yeah, I want to see them slap each other with dead fish, or something like that. One show they both could be on together would be “Watch Me What I Would Do For Money.”

  2. SteveNo Gravatar says:

    This story is a Radar Online world exclusive because you can only see it on Radar Online. And did you know that Radar Online was given full access because only Radar Online has the story unlike other websites that are not Radar Online, the only celebrity website that has all Octo-Mom all the time, only on RADAR ONLINE!!!!

  3. martini loverNo Gravatar says:

    good for you steve. you must be so proud.

    i second what rebecca said. maybe they could even set up a booth where people pay to slap them with dead fish. i’d pay a buck to do that.

  4. EizeNo Gravatar says:

    “calling Kate a “cheater” for relying on plastic surgery to regain her figure following giving birth to twins and sextuplets”

    The loony calling the wacko a nut job, eh?

  5. ichiNo Gravatar says:

    looks like octomom already has her martial arts suit in hand

  6. JoshNo Gravatar says:

    Desperate for attension huh? Marital issues eh? Her body is “boxy?” What a joke. Octomom looks like a poster child for what trailer trash on welfare is. She is just mad cuz nobody would touch her with a ten foot pole, she could wrap her nasty gut over her head. and is “famous” because everyone is disgusted and outraged by her selfish, desperate, retarted, and insane actions which cost taxpayers millions in a recession economy.

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