Comments on: A Father’s Day Message from Mr. Candy: The Top Ten Things I Learned NOT to Do During Pregnancy http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/06/a-fathers-day-message-from-mr-candy-the-top-ten-things-i-learned-not-to-do-during-pregnancy/ Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:56:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Cowgirl in the Sand http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/06/a-fathers-day-message-from-mr-candy-the-top-ten-things-i-learned-not-to-do-during-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-1216 Cowgirl in the Sand Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:24:34 +0000 http://thelaughingstork.com/?p=3531#comment-1216 Actually, I attempted to heat up some tomato soup using the steaming wand on the espresso machine while my boss was standing right there telling me it wouldn't work. He was right. And his nice white shirt was ruined by large quantities of flying tomato soup. It wasn't intended as a direct response to the beeping noises, but it sufficed. Actually, I attempted to heat up some tomato soup using the steaming wand on the espresso machine while my boss was standing right there telling me it wouldn’t work. He was right. And his nice white shirt was ruined by large quantities of flying tomato soup. It wasn’t intended as a direct response to the beeping noises, but it sufficed.

]]> By: Candy http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/06/a-fathers-day-message-from-mr-candy-the-top-ten-things-i-learned-not-to-do-during-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-1203 Candy Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:57:09 +0000 http://thelaughingstork.com/?p=3531#comment-1203 Yes, that one was just for laughs, helloandie. (The rest, all pretty much real.) Hope you responded to your boss' beeping noises appropriately, Cowgirl. Perhaps by squirting toothpaste in his Oreos or placing a big ol' stack of porn on his desk. Yes, that one was just for laughs, helloandie. (The rest, all pretty much real.)

Hope you responded to your boss’ beeping noises appropriately, Cowgirl. Perhaps by squirting toothpaste in his Oreos or placing a big ol’ stack of porn on his desk.

]]> By: helloandie http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/06/a-fathers-day-message-from-mr-candy-the-top-ten-things-i-learned-not-to-do-during-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-1199 helloandie Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:31:03 +0000 http://thelaughingstork.com/?p=3531#comment-1199 <i>5. Never make beeping noises when she backs up . . . never. It’s just not a good idea.</i> i had really hoped this was a funny for the blog. he really did that? and you let him live? lucky man. 5. Never make beeping noises when she backs up . . . never. It’s just not a good idea.

i had really hoped this was a funny for the blog. he really did that? and you let him live? lucky man.

]]> By: Cowgirl in the Sand http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/06/a-fathers-day-message-from-mr-candy-the-top-ten-things-i-learned-not-to-do-during-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-1192 Cowgirl in the Sand Sun, 21 Jun 2009 18:05:28 +0000 http://thelaughingstork.com/?p=3531#comment-1192 Good list, Mr. Candy! And yes, Mr. Cowgirl has done several of those and is lucky to have survived. He even used the term "thunder thighs" in reference to me once -- after which his voice was a couple octaves higher due to my lightning quick reflexes. And my BOSS actually did the beeping thing to me at work... At least he wasn't there when I got stuck in a bathroom stall (stupid inward-opening stall doors). Good list, Mr. Candy! And yes, Mr. Cowgirl has done several of those and is lucky to have survived. He even used the term “thunder thighs” in reference to me once — after which his voice was a couple octaves higher due to my lightning quick reflexes. And my BOSS actually did the beeping thing to me at work… At least he wasn’t there when I got stuck in a bathroom stall (stupid inward-opening stall doors).

]]> By: Gina from Oregon http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/06/a-fathers-day-message-from-mr-candy-the-top-ten-things-i-learned-not-to-do-during-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-1191 Gina from Oregon Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:06:45 +0000 http://thelaughingstork.com/?p=3531#comment-1191 Beeping noises?!?! No no no no no. ;-) Beeping noises?!?! No no no no no. ;-)

]]> By: Eize http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/06/a-fathers-day-message-from-mr-candy-the-top-ten-things-i-learned-not-to-do-during-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-1190 Eize Sun, 21 Jun 2009 10:12:20 +0000 http://thelaughingstork.com/?p=3531#comment-1190 Good luck to you and the expectant father, Candy. :) Good luck to you and the expectant father, Candy. :)

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