May 28, 2009

Top 10 Signs You Might Have Pregnancy Brain

10.  You just spent an hour searching for your favorite black tank top — only to realize you’re WEARING it.

“Oh.  Here it is.”

9.  To turn on your windshield wipers, you push the seat warmer button.  Of course.  And LEAVE IT THAT WAY.

8.  You’ve wondered why your lip gloss looks so pale, and realized you used your tube of CONCEALER.

7.  You’ve spent the better part of your night trying to use your car key remote to open the front door.  Your NEIGHBOR’s front door.

6.  Your kitchen tiles are constantly JUMPING UP AND TRIPPING YOU.

5.  You open your fridge, only to find you’d put the box of Frosted Flakes in there earlier that morning.

4.  Um, what is this column about again…?

Oh.  Right.  *AHEM*

3.  You picked up SOMEBODY ELSE’s kids from school.  (Bright side:  This accidental exchange could work in your favor.)

2.  Even Paris Hilton can multiply 7×6 faster than you can.  As long as she has her iPhone handy, that is.

1.  You have developed an inexplicable ADDICTION TO ALL-CAPS.  (Sorry, folks.  Blame it on the preg-preg-preg-preg-preg pregnancy brain, baby…)

4 Responses to “Top 10 Signs You Might Have Pregnancy Brain”

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1. Cowgirl in the Sand says:

   11. You put hand lotion on the toothbrush (but luckily, you accidentally grabbed your husband’s toothbrush instead of your own…which then makes you wonder how many times you’ve done that).

   12. You drain a pot of boiling pasta in a colander that you set on the kitchen counter rather than in the sink.

   13. You are giving a presentation at work and load an image sideways. Instead of rotating the image, you ask the audience to cock their heads 90 degrees.

   14. You arrive at the grocery store wearing your fuzzy slippers.

   May 28th, 2009 at 2:12 pm - Reply

2. Gina from Oregon says:

   15. You go to work and forget your laptop with all of your work on it at home.

   May 28th, 2009 at 4:44 pm - Reply

3. Moonlight Dancer says:

   I am glad to see that while you may lose your marbles, you don’t lose your sense of humor when you are pregnant.

   May 28th, 2009 at 8:09 pm - Reply

4. Lacey (Laptops to Lullabies) says:

   Haha your posts are hilarious, Candy. You are the coolest pregnant girl ever.

   May 29th, 2009 at 5:29 am - Reply