May 14, 2009

Time to Laugh at Moms Who Don’t Have Washboard Stomachs!

Yay!  Good times.

The Daily Mail, which should win the Pulitzer Prize in women-bashing editorial, offers an oh-so-hysterical open letter to Julia Roberts “commending” her for daring to bare her “mummy tummy… with its crepey softness” while vacationing in Hawaii with her family last week.

Yes, this was written by a woman.  No, she doesn’t offer up a candid, perhaps even Photoshop-worsened picture of herself running after her kids in a bikini so we can have an equally good laugh at HER “mummy tummy.”

Ha, haaaaa!  Nothing funnier than busting on a mother for having a little loose skin from carrying LIFE in her womb.  Because that’s what really matters.

I think it’s about time the Daily Fail goes belly up.

P.S. — Here’s an untouched picture of Julia from that same day. For whatever it’s worth.