May 26, 2009

Ode to Natural Mother-Daughter Beauty

When I think of natural beauty, I think of a shiny, lonely star against the night sky.  The sun’s rays bouncing off the season’s first snowfall. The upturn of Clooney’s mouth as he dreams of me.

And, of course, the most naturally beautiful wonder of all…

This fresh-faced mother and daughter.

The 49-year-old mom has only spent $71,000 on plastic surgery to maintain her natural good looks, and has passed on the gift to her daughter by buying her Botox injections for her 18th birthday to erase the “wrinkles” from her forehead.  She plans to instill her daughter with even more self-esteem by giving her a nose job and breast enlargement for her 21st birthday.  Under the nurturing hand of her mother and sharp edge of the doctor’s knife, the young lady should be blessed with total facial paralysis by the time she turns 25.

This is the stuff poetic Hallmark cards are made of!


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  1. RebeccaNo Gravatar says:

    Making everyone wonder how ugly and insecure they both must have been in the first place…

  2. Ashley VillegasNo Gravatar says:

    What is it with people and plastic surgery? They should fix their teeth if they spend that much money on plastic surgery!!!

  3. RebeccaNo Gravatar says:

  4. Gina from OregonNo Gravatar says:

    Ewwwww! Jodie Marshmuscles!!

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