Mother, Friend, Personal Ego Deflator

May 5, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column | Tags:

CANDY:  We made an appointment to tour a day care this week…

CANDY’S MOM:  Already?!

CANDY:  They’re booked months in advance.  There’s actually a waiting list.  Hell, we’ll have to start looking at pre-schools soon!

CANDY’S MOM:  I’ve heard some of those places even make the kids take I.Q. tests.

CANDY:  Crazy, right?

CANDY’S MOM:  Good thing we didn’t have to do that at your school.  We never would have gotten you in!

(Ed. note:  It’s no wonder I turned to Snickers Bars for comfort as a child. And teenager.  And adult. Dammit, WHY IS THERE NO CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?!)

One Response to “Mother, Friend, Personal Ego Deflator”

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  1. EizeNo Gravatar says:

    I sympathize. Mom still wonders I how I’m able to become a competent driver (ahem, ahem) considering how I grew up.



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