Mother, Friend, Personal Ego Deflator
May 5, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column | Tags: Candy's Mom
CANDY: We made an appointment to tour a day care this week…
CANDY’S MOM: Already?!
CANDY: They’re booked months in advance. There’s actually a waiting list. Hell, we’ll have to start looking at pre-schools soon!
CANDY’S MOM: I’ve heard some of those places even make the kids take I.Q. tests.
CANDY: Crazy, right?
CANDY’S MOM: Good thing we didn’t have to do that at your school. We never would have gotten you in!
(Ed. note: It’s no wonder I turned to Snickers Bars for comfort as a child. And teenager. And adult. Dammit, WHY IS THERE NO CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?!)
Eize
says:
I sympathize. Mom still wonders I how I’m able to become a competent driver (ahem, ahem) considering how I grew up.
May 5th, 2009 at 8:00 am -