May 6, 2009

Miley Cyrus Vows to Remain a Virgin Till Marriage

… Or, you know, till she finds her own Justin Timberlake.

With the ghost of a teenage Britney Spears cackling behind her, Miley Cyrus, 16, wisely declared to the world that she is determined to “save herself” for marriage. Miley has been dating 20-year-old underwear model Justin Gaston since last year, and she insists the couple has not had sex.

“I want to keep my virginity until I marry. I was brought up in a Christian family,” Miley recently told the Daily Mail.

A compelling point, for sure. Just ask the other 2.1 billion Christians who SURELY remained celibate until they tied the knot.

I, however, won’t believe it until Miley gets a purity ring. THEN it’s, like, totally for real.