Miley Cyrus Vows to Remain a Virgin Till Marriage

May 6, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags:

… Or, you know, till she finds her own Justin Timberlake.

With the ghost of a teenage Britney Spears cackling behind her, Miley Cyrus, 16, wisely declared to the world that she is determined to “save herself” for marriage.  Miley has been dating 20-year-old underwear model Justin Gaston since last year, and she insists the couple has not had sex.

“I want to keep my virginity until I marry.  I was brought up in a Christian family,” Miley recently told the Daily Mail.

A compelling point, for sure.  Just ask the other 2.1 billion Christians who SURELY remained celibate until they tied the knot.

I, however, won’t believe it until Miley gets a purity ring.  THEN it’s, like, totally for real.

2 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Vows to Remain a Virgin Till Marriage”

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  1. Gina from OregonNo Gravatar says:

    She’ll regret saying this, mark my words.

  2. ashleeNo Gravatar says:

    you all should stay out of her personal life… i mean hell she doesn’t pry into yours!!! What would you think if she did that to you?!?!? As people would say “treat her with the way you want to be treated!!”



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