Mel Gibson Breaks the Sacred Covenant “Thou Shalt Not Knock Up Your Extramarital Girlfriend”

May 18, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags:

Oops.

Devoted Catholic boy Mel Gibson, who has publicly spoken out against premarital sex among many other “sins,” is expecting a baby with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, confirms TMZ.  The news comes on the heels of his divorce announcement.

Hmmm… can’t imagine why they split.

Russian singer Oksana, 39, who’s currently living in a house that Mel bought for her, is reportedly in her second trimester.  Mel’s soon-to-be-ex-wife Robyn has already been informed of the exciting news.  No word on whether Robyn plans to host the baby shower.

Coincidentally, Oksana sort of resembles the Octomom (no?) — while Mel is becoming the Octodad!  This is the eighth child for the 53-year-old actor/director/super sperminator.

Congrats, you crazy kids!



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