Hide Your Kids — Paris Hilton Wants to Dress Them!

May 4, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Humor & Satire,Pop Culture,Style | Tags:

Paris Hilton is famous for dressing in children’s-sized clothing and possessing the I.Q. of a baby squid, so it is only natural that she has decided to design a line of clothing for kiddies.

Paris announced on Twitter over the weekend:

“Just got home from a long day.  About to start drawing the character for my new children’s clothing line.”

How exciting.  And your day is about to become even more thrilling — because only The Laughing Stork has an EXCLUSIVE sneak peek at Paris’s designs so far!  Introducing “Sexy Li’l Bitches:  A Totally Inappropriate Kids’ Line by Paris Hilton”:



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