Hide Your Kids — Paris Hilton Wants to Dress Them!
May 4, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Humor & Satire,Pop Culture,Style | Tags: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton is famous for dressing in children’s-sized clothing and possessing the I.Q. of a baby squid, so it is only natural that she has decided to design a line of clothing for kiddies.
Paris announced on Twitter over the weekend:
“Just got home from a long day. About to start drawing the character for my new children’s clothing line.”
How exciting. And your day is about to become even more thrilling — because only The Laughing Stork has an EXCLUSIVE sneak peek at Paris’s designs so far! Introducing “Sexy Li’l Bitches: A Totally Inappropriate Kids’ Line by Paris Hilton”:

















