May 19, 2009
Deep Thoughts by Ana Ortiz
Due with a girl at the end of July (sounds familiar)
“‘Smile?’ Yeah, YOU try smiling, buddy, when your feet are swollen and your bladder feels even fuller than the hair on Alec Baldwin’s back!”
- Lord of the Dance-Off
- Touching Santa's Pole
- You Might Be a Mother If...
- The Baby Manicure Tragedy
- Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo
- 10 Things I've Learned Since Becoming a Mom
- My Little George Costanza
- Skye's Law of Universal Gravity-Defying Poop
- Birth Announcements Gone Horribly Wrong
- Baby Math with Mr. Candy: DC Isn't the Only Place with a Budget Crunch
- Labor of Love
- Top 10 "Bad Boy" Names
- Mammary and Vaginal Jewelry That All New Moms Can Enjoy!
- Fun Game Time: The Laughing Stork's Pregnancy Bingo!
- Nothing Says "Dedicated Parent" Like a Baby Tattoo
- Pregnancy & Labor Term of the Day: "Advanced Maternal Age"
- Awkward Baby Shower Cakes: Push It Good
- Adventures in Baby Naming
- "I can't believe you watch this crap," says Mr. Candy re: "Real Housewives of NY" -- before giving his opinion on every scene in the show. 1 hr ago
- Skye insists on hitting the local pub for Happy Hour. As you can see, she loves Guinness -- just like her mom. http://yfrog.com/jk692wj 3 hrs ago
- Researching drinks for my new "TGIF Drink of the Week" column. Tough job, but some(alcoholic)'s gotta do it. 6 hrs ago
- More updates...
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