Breaking Medical News: Wife Drills into Husband’s Pecker
May 20, 2009 | Filed Under: In the News | Tags: Love & Marriage
A woman who was a teensy bit unhappy with her husband after he spent a week’s salary on liquor — hey, appletinis ain’t cheap! — decided to maturely teach him a lesson in finances by drilling a hole into his penis.
Presumably, she used a drill by Black and Pecker.
A horrified Andrei Karaj told cops he was asleep on the sofa when he was awakened by an agonizing pain — and a breeze through his willy — at which point, he saw his wife standing over him with a power drill at their home in Russia.
The 25-year-old said: “I felt amazing pain and there she was with the drill. I had just enough strength to call the paramedics before I passed out.”
It’s Tool Time!
A team of doctors stitched the gaping wound back together during a delicate three-hour operation. Plumbers are on stand-by in case it starts to sprink a leak.
