May 20, 2009
Awkward Baby Shower Cakes: Push It Good
Baby showers are a time for women to “ooohhh” and “aaahhh” over tiny socks and breast pumps, and for men to be thankful they’re not women.
Also, apparently, a time to let the Baby Mama know exactly what’s in store for her:
A cake AND effective birth control
Never before did I think I would have to censor a baby shower cake, but there’s a first for everything, I suppose — including the first time I’ve looked at a dessert and actually LOST my appetite (truly, a Sign of the Apocalypse).
For those of you who forgot your I.D. in order to see this X-rated goodie in all its uncensored glory, YES, the carpet matches the curtains. I know you were wondering. Sicko!
Eize
says:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
May 21st, 2009 at 5:26 am -Dali
says:
Wow, I wonder if this decorator does wedding cakes. Maybe one of the Bride and Groom in the act of consummating the marriage would top this gem. Yikes!
May 21st, 2009 at 7:53 am -ashleyy
says:
.wow this is so cute?
May 21st, 2009 at 1:35 pm -Debutante
says:
That is really gross ! Yeesh.
May 26th, 2009 at 12:09 pm -Cowgirl in the Sand
says:
Apparently the mother’s milk has already come in. That’s nice.
May 29th, 2009 at 7:48 am -noneofurbusiness
says:
thats kinda a sick cake
July 8th, 2009 at 7:10 pm -Alex
says:
Sick. I want one.
July 17th, 2009 at 6:31 pm -ChelleS28
says:
I wonder who ended up with either the vjay-jay or the bb’s piece(s)??
July 19th, 2009 at 5:28 pm -Eve
says:
Woah! I’m planning my friend’s baby shower, if I got her a cake like this, she will freak out! maybe she would have the baby right there! lol.
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:46 am -haley
says:
ummm,wow that is very akward if i got this at my baby show id flip(:
September 24th, 2009 at 10:29 am -shellyw
says:
I’m a pretty risque cake decorator myself, but that is just gross. Would you put a picture of this in your baby memories book?
November 7th, 2009 at 10:03 am -RG
says:
Hahahaha…i luv it!! if u have a group with a good sense of humour thats an awesome cake to have…seriously awesome!!
January 10th, 2010 at 12:29 am -MrSilva
says:
Disturbing true. Even more disturbing, this is not a custom cake per se. Its a stock design from a Chicago bakery (http://www.alliance-bakery.com/cakes/drawings-on-cakes/). Someone else made one for Megan. Let’s just say that the hair color is not the only customizable option.
January 27th, 2010 at 7:38 am -Cheryl
says:
It’s no worse than the Baccalaureate cake I using Twinkies as a cream filled penis!!!
March 6th, 2010 at 9:28 am -Leo the Yardie Chick
says:
This belongs on Cake Wrecks!
March 9th, 2010 at 11:20 am -