Mom Caught Boinking in Car Uses Infallible “We Got Horny” Defense
May 19, 2009 | Filed Under: In the News | Tags: Busted, Mother of the Week, Totally Sober
These two totally sober-looking individuals, Danica Wallace, 24, and Jeremy Welch, 29, were recently arrested in Ohio after the cops spotted the reportedly pantless duo having sex in a car.
But wait — there’s more!
Danica’s two small children, ages four years and 22 months, were sitting in the back while they were knocking da boots. Something tells me the traumatized kids will ask to take the bus from now on.
Good ol’ Jeremy, described as “extremely intoxicated,” had a simple explanation for their behavior: “We got horny and just wanted to fuck!!” (The reporting officer added the extra exclamation point for emphasis.)
Meanwhile, Mother of the Week contender Danica, who failed a series of field sobriety tests, claimed to have only consumed a 22-ounce bottle of Budweiser.
“I’m not completely drunk,” she assured police.
That’s good enough for me. Please, continue on your way, ma’am!
Ron
says:
Of course they couldn’t help themselves, CHECK OUT THAT HICKEY!
May 19th, 2009 at 11:04 am -Dr. L.
says:
The poor four year old!
May 19th, 2009 at 2:39 pm -dgr
says:
They were providing sex education?
May 5th, 2010 at 10:32 am -