May 26, 2009

Adriana Lima is Pregnant, Thereby Crushing the Hopes of Millions of Teenage Boys

I think we’ve finally discovered Victoria’s secret — bitch is fertile!

VS model Alessandra Corine Ambrósio recently had a baby; former VS model Giesle is reportedly with child; VS legend Heidi Klum is knocking ‘em out faster than you can say “baby machine”; and now Adriana “I vow to be a virgin till marriage” Lima has confirmed that she is three months along with her first child, after getting married to basketball player Marko Jaric a convenient three months ago.

Hmmmm…

All I know is, if you don’t want to get pregnant, be sure to stay away from the Body by Victoria® line!  Slipping on their demi bra seems to produce the same result as being within a 20-mile radius of Kevin Federline.


Filed under: Celebrities, Pop Culture

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  1. Hi. I love Adriana Lima. She’s really georgeous and a fine role model. She’s really sexy yet she didn’t choose to have premarital sex. Do you guys know where I can find Adriana Lima posters?

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