Sarah Jessica Parker, Matthew Broderick Expecting Twins via Surrogate

Apr 28, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Featured,Pop Culture | Tags: , ,

Just a couple of months ago, the tabloids claimed Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick were dunzo.  Kaput.  Fini.   Well, not only are they still together, but it turns out the couple has been brewing a new family addition.

In a statement, their reps announced:

“Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. The entire family is overjoyed.”

Apparently, SJP, 44, and Ferris, 47, have been trying to add to their family ever since the birth of their son, James Wilkie, now 6.   But it just wasn’t happening, so the couple turned to a surrogate — whose name and place of residence have not been disclosed — last year.

“They’re over the moon and excited as any prospective parents would be,” says the friend. “Their life is about to get a lot busier.”

Ah, yes — of COURSE they are “over the moon.”  ALL celebrities are freakin’ “over the moon” about their babies.  Perhaps their friends and publicists should dip into a new pool of exciting phrases, such as:

“Happy as a lark!”

“Tickled pink!”

“On cloud nine!”

“In seventh heaven!”

And my personal favorite:

“They really couldn’t care less.  Why the hell do you ask?”

One Response to “Sarah Jessica Parker, Matthew Broderick Expecting Twins via Surrogate”

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  1. NomadNo Gravatar says:

    I know Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker supposedly had to go the surrogate route, but it still seems a bit awkward… from conception to birth



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