Relationship Obituaries: Mel Gibson and His Wife Robyn

Apr 13, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: ,

After 28 years of marriage, seven kids and way too many “Lethal Weapon” movies, Mel Gibson’s wife Robyn has finally pulled the plug on the whole shebang and filed for divorce.

In the papers — signed April 9 — she cites the ever-popular “irreconcilable differences.”  Which is legalese for “I’m tired of him drunkenly ogling women’s Sugar Tits.

A rep for Mel released this statement:

“Throughout our marriage and separation we have always strived to maintain the privacy and integrity of our family and will continue to do so.”

Robyn — who split from Mel nearly three years ago around the time of his infamous DUI arrest — wisely never signed a pre-nup and stands to get 50 percent of his $900 million fortune.

Cha-ching!

Radar claims Mel’s new lady “friend” was the straw that broke the more-than-patient camel’s back.

Well, that, and the fact she finally saw his work in “Bird on a Wire.”  Enough to doom any relationship.

2 Responses to “Relationship Obituaries: Mel Gibson and His Wife Robyn”

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  1. EizeNo Gravatar says:

    Wow–seven kids! 12 short of a Duggar brood.

  2. Gina from OregonNo Gravatar says:

    She deserves every penny!!



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