Nadya Suleman Brings Last Octuplet Home, But Still Missing a Screw

The last of Nadya Suleman’s brood has come home, as the remaining octuplet Jonah was released from the hospital last night.

“I’m just happy to have my meal ticket with me, where he belongs,” Nadya smiled creepily.  “By the way, have you seen my life partner Brad Pitt anywhere?”

No, I kid!  She actually didn’t say that… out loud.

On a less disturbing note, Jonah is getting much healthier; he weighed just 1 pound, 8 ounces at birth — about the size of my little one at only 25 weeks pregnant! — and hospital officials say he now weighs 4 pounds, 10 ounces and is able to bottle feed.  A miracle, indeed.

Jonah joins siblings Isaiah, Noah, Nariah, Maliah, Macai and Jeremiah (the six pictured) and Josiah.

The Laughing Stork sources say Nadya is considering changing her name to Dementiah match the octuplets’ naming theme.