Comments on: Fun Game Time: The Laughing Stork’s Pregnancy Bingo!

By: jannin

jannin — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:07:16 +0000

Oh man, if I had a penny for every time I heard the ?you don?t look (however far along)?. I really never did get big, and when people would ask me when I?m due, they wouldn?t believe me. Seriously, like I?m going to lie and say I?m due any day, when I truly had months to go. Yeah, not likely. Just tell them to stick it?lol

By: Candy

Candy — Sun, 03 May 2009 20:23:56 +0000

Oh no, she di-in’t! Hope you covered the kitties’ ears.

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Sat, 02 May 2009 07:25:20 +0000

Upon the news of my and hubby’s decision to become parents to a human baby of our own, my mother responded all to enthusiastically “So you ARE finally going to put down all those cat’s of yours?” (we’ve got three).

By: Missy

Missy — Fri, 01 May 2009 02:17:01 +0000

I only WISH people would ASK to touch my belly instead of assuming that once pregnant, my body becomes part of the freaking public domain!

By: Cowgirl in the Sand

Cowgirl in the Sand — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:13:05 +0000

Wow, I’ve almost covered the board (if I use my last pregnancy as well as this one)! And my back-up board includes: “You’re not going to circumcise him, are you? Because that’s mutilation, you know.” (from a complete stranger on the bus, to which I responded, “You’re not seriously asking about my son’s penis, are you?”). Also: “You really don’t mind getting so fat?” and “Aren’t you kind of old to be having babies?” and “I sure hope that there’s a daddy to go with that big belly.” Oh yeah, don’t forget, “Check out your BOSOMS! No wonder your husband’s been so happy lately!” (from my neighbor, yelled cheerily down the block)

By: pytra

pytra — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:53:34 +0000

OMG!! I have no kids -yet- but this are really the sentences a mother-to-be doesn’t want to hear… “are you going to breastfeed?”"can I touche your belly?”"do you really want to bring a child to this world?” makes me want to scream “go to hell!!!”
funny candy
have a good time (sleep while you stil can??? )

By: KatCav

KatCav — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:47:53 +0000

Perfect! As a mom of twins, I was constantly asked if they were IVF…. These days, I just get asked if they are twins, and if they are identical. They are a boy and a girl, and look nothing alike…..

By: lainey

lainey — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:47:37 +0000

I’m only 15 wk pregnant and have barely started telling people and I think I have a blackout or at least a row or two. BINGO!