Barbie’s Mid-Life Crisis Tattoos

Apr 30, 2009 | Filed Under: Kids' Products,Pop Culture | Tags:

Having just turned 50, Barbie is trying to recapture her youth by getting a tramp stamp.

Doesn’t Barbs know the minute you get your boyfriend’s name tattooed on your ass, the relationship is DOOMED?  *SIGH*  She should have just stuck with her mid-life crisis pink Corvette.

The doll now comes with a set of “Totally Stylin” sticker tattoos, which has apparently outraged some parents — yes, OUTRAGED! — because they believe the stickers will make their little ones more likely to get a tramp stamp of their own.

And if THAT doesn’t make them do it, a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 on Spring Break certainly will.

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  1. I adore tattoos and don’t for a minute regret having any of them, I’m currently getting a dragon tattoo sleeve done down my right arm can’t wait to get it finished! as can only afford smallsittings at anytime. My local artist is very good and also extremly expensive but, he’s worth it! Great site btw



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