Mar 6, 2009
Celebrity Baby Name of the Day So Far
The Laughing Stork would like to interrupt your regularly scheduled nonsense about Candy’s life to bring you this breaking celebrity baby name update:
Rapper and maternity fashionista M.I.A. has revealed the name of her newborn baby boy. And it is… wait for it… wait for it…
… “Ickett.”
I know, I know… ick. (Sorry, couldn’t resist. It was just hanging there!) Poor kid. But look on the bright side: it’s certainly better than Screwett or Fuckett.
Gina from Oregon
says:
Please tell me this is a joke!
March 6th, 2009 at 2:47 pm -Ashley
says:
It is…she really didn’t name her baby that.
March 7th, 2009 at 1:42 pm -Candy
says:
M.I.A. responded to the report with this eloquent MySpace blog post:
MY BABY IS NOT CALLED ICKITT, PICKIT OR LICKIT THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO ALL THE HOLLYWOOD PRESS. HES A BABY , HE DONT NEED PRESS! — I DIDNT RELEASE THE BABY NAME BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK IT WAS NEWS!!!! — BUT I WILL BE BACK WITH SOMETHING NEWS WORTHY SOON , TILL THEN GO PICK ON APPLE, SATCHEL AND MOON UNIT.
Perhaps the child’s name is “All-Caps”?
March 7th, 2009 at 9:25 pm -