Mischa Barton is Double-Fisting

Nov 5, 2008 | Filed Under: Fashion Police,Style | Tags: ,

Methinks Mischa braced herself for a long line at the polling place by filling her “coffee” cups with something that’s not exactly caffeine-based, if you catch my drift.  And I think you do.

Because only somebody with beer goggles would slip on those leggings and ankle boots and think, “Yes!  Perfect!  But wait — I should grab a scarf in case I want to cover my NECK.”

Yes, I’m definitely catching the strong scent of Irish Coffee here.  ‘Cause any sober person could see it’s not her upper half that’s being victimized.

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