Sep 17, 2008
Who Did It Better: Desperate Red Carpet Pose
LEFT: Megan Fox looking like she could use a few prunes at the Eagle Eye premiere
RIGHT: Janice Dickinson casually doing some squats at a red carpet event
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P1LL
says:
Janice Dickinson rocked it
September 17th, 2008 at 6:50 pm -martini lover
says:
no one does desperation better than janice.
September 17th, 2008 at 7:46 pm -Happy Go Lucky
says:
I’m gonna go w Megan on this one. And that’s really sad considering the competition.
September 17th, 2008 at 8:15 pm -zfiledh
says:
Janice’s mouth is perpetually open. I’ve never seen her close her big fat mouth.
September 17th, 2008 at 8:23 pm -Vern
says:
Mateo may need to slap me, but I think Janice looks positively well adjusted compared to the needy freak show that is Megan Fox.
September 17th, 2008 at 9:01 pm -that_girl
says:
Megan Fox!
September 17th, 2008 at 10:39 pm -linds
says:
janice looks better hands down!
September 17th, 2008 at 11:51 pm -what is megan doing?
midevil
says:
Megan is waiting for the money shot. Poor girl, that was supposed to be before the red carpet. Oh well.
September 18th, 2008 at 5:05 am -that_girl
says:
Megan forgot to use the bathroom before she left her house.
:p
September 18th, 2008 at 5:11 am -Mateo
says:
Janice can catwalk circles around any of those dumb hollywood bitches. She is divine.
September 18th, 2008 at 6:46 am -Darth Paul
says:
Janice wins!!!
September 18th, 2008 at 7:25 am -Gwen
says:
Isn’t Megan Fox just the poor man’s Angelina?
September 18th, 2008 at 11:38 am -Debutante
says:
Megan Fox looks so damn desperate,you’d think she used to be a guy !! She wins hands down! Janice looks normal and like she’s having a good time !
September 18th, 2008 at 2:53 pm -