Not True Love Forever for Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison?
Sep 8, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Hold Me, Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner, Relationship Obituaries
I don’t know how I’m ever going to believe in love again…
After what can only be described as the most inspiring romance of the century — complete with other live-in girlfriends, granddaddy issues and a wife who lives next door — rumor has it Holly Madison is leaving Hef for “illusionist” Criss Angel.
“[Holly] told Hef that she is moving out of the mansion and breaking off their relationship,” a Playboy insider tells Scandalist.
Buy some stock in Kimberly-Clark Corporation, everyone, because I’m going to be going through boxes upon boxes of Kleenex while mourning the death of this great romance!
It gets even worse: Because Hef’s other girlfriends Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson also intend to leave to pursue their own careers, Hef is looking to replace all three ladies from The Girls Next Door.
“Hef is actively seeking three new girls to replace them immediately,” said the source.
Awwww. Hef is clearly crushed. Hell, he’s so sad that he’ll probably have to turn this into another reality show: “Who Wants to Be a Girl Next Door?” [*FINGER ON NOSE* -- Not it!]
k8
says:
kendra is deluded if she thinks she’s going to have any kind of real career besides being hef’s girlfriend.
September 8th, 2008 at 10:05 am -Vern
says:
Why do I find the thought of being with Chriss Angel more repulsive than the thought of being dribbled and drooled on by a 99 year old man?
September 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am -Annie
says:
And they all looked so happy…with the exception of, maybe, his daughter, Christie. She was looking a little taut and pasty-faced the last time I caught a glimpse. Can’t be traded in though.
September 8th, 2008 at 11:01 am -midevil
says:
Goodbye money, hello hard candy…
September 8th, 2008 at 12:33 pm -Aunt J
says:
Aunt J thinks Hef should give it up and go back with his ex-wife and actually spend a couple hours with his young sons.
September 8th, 2008 at 2:40 pm -librarian kathleen
says:
Er, who cares? But, o.k. Here it comes.
Hef is an icon (I mean that genuinely, in the best sense of the term), so the media seem to go all jelly and and sympathetic to him, no matter what the f*** he does.
Well. He Ain’t Running For Office, is he?
September 9th, 2008 at 3:58 pm -