It's the Stink Bomber!
Sep 24, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Busted, Ew, Real-Life Hilarity
Breaking news: West Virginian Jose Cruz has been booked for unleashing an offensive gas attack on a police officer. Yes, as in flatulence.
Police stopped the Stink Bomber in South Charleston for driving with his headlights off. Shockingly, alcohol may have been involved because he failed sobriety tests — and was subsequently arrested.
As officers were trying to get fingerprints, police say the Stink Bomber moved closer to the officer and — you guessed it — pulled a Pepé Le Pew and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was “very strong.” Also known in technical terms as a “beer fart.”
The Stink Bomber is now charged with DUI and battery of a police officer. However, CandyKirby.com’s legal experts expect the defendant to use the rock-solid “But he pulled my finger…!” defense.
zfiledh
says:
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
September 24th, 2008 at 5:40 pm -Aunt J
says:
Aunt J thinks this really stinks!
September 24th, 2008 at 5:56 pm -wes
says:
Can we load him up with beans and drop him on Pakistan? Better idea, how about dropping him on congress? Oh wait, how would they know? It already stinks to high hell in there
September 25th, 2008 at 7:43 am -zfiledh
says:
A human methane bomb? XD
September 26th, 2008 at 1:11 am -