Ellen Pompeo on Allure Cover: A Magazine-to-English Translation

Sep 16, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: , ,

1.  Cover Shot = Lindsay Lohan + Kate Hudson

2.  “Biggest Issue Ever!” = More ads than you can possibly bear

3.  “Amazing Breakthroughs!” = You’ll have to take out a loan to afford these beauty products

4.  “Tear-Out Beauty Guide” = Yet more crap to litter Candy’s your already-overflowing desk

5.  “New Juice Fasts:  Do They Really Work?”:  “New Starvation Diets:  Do You Really Want to Clutter Your Body with Food?”

6.  “Best of Beauty: The 182 Winning Products”:  Because 183 products would be over-the-top.

4 Responses to “Ellen Pompeo on Allure Cover: A Magazine-to-English Translation”

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  1. Dances with PoodlesNo Gravatar says:

    I like her with blond hair!!

  2. frewtNo Gravatar says:

    Lindsay Hohan + Kate Hudson + Heather Locklear!

    Tear-Out Beauty Guide. That’d be the one they’ve been they’ve been recycling since 1972?

  3. PetaNo Gravatar says:

  4. Mikey MarsNo Gravatar says:

    ELlen is the star of ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy.



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