Anatomy of a Mom’s Brain While Driving

Feb 22, 2012 | Filed Under: Satire | Tags: , ,

Finally!  Scientists have been able to identify what, exactly, is on the mind of a mom while she’s behind the wheel…

 


If You Don’t Stop That Bickering Right Now, I’m Going to Come Over There and Pump All of You!

Feb 21, 2012 | Filed Under: Awesome Family Photos | Tags: ,

Added bonus:  Other moms too scared to argue when she refuses brownie-baking responsibility for the PTA fundraiser.

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The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Kourtney Kardashian is Coo-Coo for Queso; Drew Barrymore is with Sonogram; Jessica Simpson is Still Pregnant

Feb 21, 2012 | Filed Under: Pop Culture | Tags: , , ,

Your at-a-glance roundup of recent celebrity family news. Because where else are you going to find the status of Jennifer Aniston’s eight-year “baby bump”?  [OFFICIAL STATUS:  Still not a baby bump.]

BABY BUMP WATCH:  Jessica Simpson Heads Out for Shopping Trip with Mom
I don’t mean to start rumors, but based on this picture… I think Jessica Simpson could be pregnant?

SPEAKING OF PREGNANCY RUMORS:  Drew Barrymore Spotted Leaving Doctor’s Office with Sonogram
Good catch, TMZ.  But don’t be surprised if your birth announcement gets “lost in the mail.”

REALITY TV UPDATE:  Bethenny Frankel Reveals Recent Miscarriage After Eight Weeks of Pregnancy
Meanwhile, blog commenters post supportive comments like, “TOTAL PUBLICITY STUNT!”

CELEBRITY PATERNITY FUN:  Minnie Driver Reveals Son Henry’s Father After 3 Years
Despite Kevin Federline and Mel Gibson being odds-on favorites, the baby daddy is actually a TV writer.

IMPORTANT PREGNANCY CRAVING ALERT: Kourtney Kardashian “Was Hyperventilating” Over Queso Dip, Says Khloe
A fondness for cheese? Explains why she’s still with Scott Disick.


Candy’s Awkward Family Photoblog: Bad Hair Day

Feb 21, 2012 | Filed Under: Candy's Awkward Family Photoblog

As redefined by a toddler.


My Two-Year-Old’s Guide to Bedtime Procrastination

Feb 21, 2012 | Filed Under: Satire | Tags: , ,


Education Update: Kids’ Math Skills Still Sub-Par

Feb 21, 2012 | Filed Under: The Work of Kids | Tags: ,

Their smartassedness, however, is off the charts!

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